I’m a F**king Professional Desk Plaque
Free UK delivery over £75 | Next day £5.95 | Easy returns £3.95
Looking for that Secret Santa present ? How about The I'm a F**king Professional Desk Plaque? This cheeky desk plaque delivers a laugh-out-loud moment with a grain of truth—ideal for anyone juggling deadlines, coffee, and the occasional existential crisis at their desk. Witty, irreverent, and unapologetically honest, it's the kind of gift that gets passed around the office and quoted for months. A conversation starter that says what we're all thinking.
Acrylic
Size 17cm x 5cm
Wipe down only with soft cloth
Delivery & Returns Info
UK delivery
Standard £3.95 – 3–5 working days. Free on UK orders over £75.
Next Working Day £5.95 – order before 2pm Mon–Thu for next-working-day delivery (some remote postcodes excluded; no weekend delivery).
International delivery
Shipped via our global delivery partner; rates and duties are shown at checkout, with tracking sent by email.
Returns
28-day easy returns, £3.95 per return. Free exchanges. See Returns & Exchanges and Delivery for full details.
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