Definitely Not New or Normal Card
Free UK delivery over £75, next day for £5.95. Exchanges are free, returns £3.95.
Celebrate your hip father's birthday with a nod to his coolness. The definitely not new and anything but normal card, designed and printed in the UK, is the perfect addition to his collection of offbeat treasures.
Blank inside with a bright orange envelope.
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Delivery and returns
UK delivery
Standard £3.95 – 3–5 working days. Free on UK orders over £75.
Next Working Day £5.95 – order before 2pm Mon–Thu for next-working-day delivery (some remote postcodes excluded; no weekend delivery).
International delivery
Shipped via our global delivery partner; rates and duties are shown at checkout, with tracking sent by email.
Returns
28-day easy returns, £3.95 per return. Free exchanges. See Returns & Exchanges and Delivery for full details.
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