Horse Meat Apron


Product Info


Master chef or cooking novice; the odds are that you will love this satirical Horse Meat apron. Whether you are whipping up bolog-neighs or some horse de oevres, say neigh to spillages and save yourself from kitchen mares with this tongue-in-cheek item. Hold the dressage please!

Delivery & Returns


Standard UK Delivery: £3.95 (Free when you spend £50+)

This delivery option can take between 2-5 working days.

Next Working Day (Orders placed by 4pm): £5.95

International Delivery: £9.95 – £11.95


In the unlikely event that the item just isn't quite right and you are not fully satisfied with the purchase, please send it back to us within 14 days. Use the postage label provided to take advantage of our free returns (UK only).

Please note we do not accept any returns for pierced jewellery, tights and swimwear due to hygiene reasons, unless they are faulty.